Friday, April 1, 2011

Bart simpson

If I was given the chance to change his name I would name him “Brat simpson”. He is the naughtiest kid I have ever seen in my entire life. He is kind of homer when he was a kid but just smarter. He is the 1st child of homer and marge. The greatest enemy of his life is his sister Lisa. Even though he thinks his sister to be his greatest enemy he still loves her somewhere deep inside. How do I know? There are episodes where in he helps his sister till she succeeds or in some episodes he buys gifts to really make her happy( though lastly it turns out to be a mistake) . He never obeys anyone but his own mind. He never likes studying. All  the teachers in his school ‘springfield elementary’ are fed up of him. I am not talking about punishing him really badly, I am taking about killing him.

  He even though is bullied by the big kids, is disliked by almost all the kids, uses his head and brings adventures to his life. He has a brain if used for good purposes would yield another Thomas alva edision. Unfortunately the only thing for which he uses his head is to trouble everyone. He dosen’t spare anyone not even ‘Flenders’. Flender is one of the good characters in the series. He is the kind of person who if slapped on one cheek would give you another cheek to be hit upon. We can call him Mahatma Gandhi of the series. Well, as we were talking about Bart, in one of the episodes he becomes a kids tv star, in the other he becomes the most intelligent person alive- I mean really intelligent ( it was due to a pill which was under trial to focus kids like him towards the academic path) but he turns out to be a Psycho in the end, in the next one he is alone in home when  he tricks his parents to leave home for around 2 wks (the 1st thing he dose is to bath, than he eats food like a good kid and goes to bed early)- if his parents had forced him to do that he would have watched television till the morning etc.
   After all the episodes I came out with a conclusion that all the kids around the world act like Bart- naughty and disobedient. One thing I found about him is that he is a brainy maniac. He will surely turnout to be a big shot as he grows up in his life.

Homer simpson

The dumbest person in the world. It is the single best phrase that describes the personality of this character. On the other hand, homer thinks that he is the most intelligent person in the entire world. He can’t read, he can’t write but he does everything we can possibly imagine. In multiple episodes he has been an actor, a singer, a rebel, millionaire and so on. One thing homer does best is, he drinks beer really well. When I look at him drinking beer I too feel like drinking gallons of beers at a time.
    There are good and bad things about all of us. So is the case with homer. When he gets to doing a job except for the nuclear power plant where he works, he does it with fool sincerity( not full sincerity). He thinks that what he is doing is really good. When we look at him we are bound to think that the person is rrrreeeaaalllyyyy dumb. 
   When he was 6 yrs old he inserted around 16 crayon color sticks through his nose which led to a stick sticking up to his brain. This is the real cause of his dumbness I know so far. In one of the episodes the color stick was surgically removed which ruined his social life with his friends ( imagine how dumb his friends must be). He was fed up and begged the doctors to insert the color stick back into his brain. Guess who did the job- it was Moe. Moe is the bar tender in the ‘moe’s bar’ and a secret surgeon .
  Homer’s head is clean. Since the 1st episode he has had 2 hairs on the vertex of his head. He sometimes comments about his hair flying due to wind blowing. In one of the horror episodes he transplanted hair of the most famous criminal in the Springfield after he was murdered on the electric chair. The hair turned out to be a ghost who mastered the mind of homer and was killing people. That was the end of his hair ever being on his head.
  He is the dumb, but the one thing we see sometimes in his character is love. He loves his wife ‘Marge’ and his kids. There are episodes where in his wife is hit by rich handsome men, where in homer ultimately manages to get his wife back. Its not by his act that his wife comes back but its because of the love of Marge towards her husband.
  Though he may love his son ‘Bart’ he strangles his son in almost all the episodes. This is one of the dumbest thing he does. He can’t think of any other way to punish his son. It’s just gagging.



  His friends love him. There are episodes when he is disliked by those friends but ultimately they give up to the elegance of his character (hahaha). In one of the episodes he pays his taxes at the end of the year with wrong information, 1 second before the new year. The package accidentally goes to the pile of taxes which is to be seriously looked upon. The part than shows how the government uses him to investigate people, even his friends. He dosen’t want to do it but there was no choice. When his friends find the things he was doing they boy-cut him from their group. One thing that I forgot to tell is that the dumb nature of his is the greatest asset he possess. The dumbness of his character gets him into trouble and rescues him from the trouble at the same time.
  Watching him just brings one thing to the viewers- LAUGHTER. You have no time to think, just laugh. He speaks through his kidney, he eats and eats anything he gets ( he never eats anything that dosen’t contain fat) , he scolds anyone he wants to, he drinks not water but only beer, he can bet on whatever he gets hand on ( he once bet is daughter ‘magi’ in a poker game) and he never thinks.   
  Lastly he is a character who everyone want to be somewhere in their mind. Why people would want to be Homer? He has the coolest life anyone can ever imagine. He has many adventures in his life. He becomes anything anyone can ever imagine. He does anything he wants to. Nothing can stop him, not the government, not his family, not his friends. The only thing which can stop him is his stomach ( hunger).
  A word he created is “DO’H”.. There are around 5-6 DO’H in each episode. I love the word DO’H.